Monday, April 26, 2010
Re-live the experience (that I had).
1. Airline-grade pillow graced by the indentation of Michael Jordan’s head (signed by me). Burnin’ up eBay as we speak. Start your bids.
2. Top-of-the-line coffee mug ordained with the photo of MJ and myself in the midst of the friendship bond. Available at CafePress.com. Enjoy. (P.S. You’re welcome.)
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Power Sales Triangle Tee!
Consulting with MJ (Michael Jordan, the real one) got me in a fresh headspace with my business endeavors. He was impressed by the triangle, which you’ve had the benefit of learning from previous posts. So I blessed this shirt with it. You can’t let wisdom like that go to waste. Wear it. Learn it. Live it. Get one here:
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Think of your best day. Mine is WAY BETTER.
I didn’t see it comin’… but it came. I sat next to a great man on my flight today. The one and only Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Just relaxing, conversing like kings. Making a connection. He’s a First Class dude and so am I. I’m still on a high. But I’m over the initial excitement because when it comes down to it… he’s just a man, ya know? As am I. Me and His Airness just happened to be cut from the same cloth. Literally. We were both sportin’ our Lay Flat Collar undershirts. (Snapped some pics on the cell. It’d be a shame not to share ‘em.)
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Countdown to Sydney Carpet Show
Thursday, April 1, 2010
I’m Boycotting Sushi
Saturday, March 27, 2010
“Carpet Man” by Rick Bulifant
So I got a little song I’m working on…
(I’m thinking prog rock or alt country genre)
Melody’s not worked out yet,
but the lyrics are solid gold.
Goes a little something like this:
Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you
I’m the padding when you fall
I got your back from wall to wall.
Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you
Make your life so soft and sweet
Put your toes all over me
Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you
I’m your plush soft touch’n daddy
Why you walk all over me…
(Repeat chorus)
Self Portrait - Workin on a sweet solo that goes after the second chorus
(I’m thinking prog rock or alt country genre)
Melody’s not worked out yet,
but the lyrics are solid gold.
Goes a little something like this:
Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you
I’m the padding when you fall
I got your back from wall to wall.
Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you
Make your life so soft and sweet
Put your toes all over me
Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you
I’m your plush soft touch’n daddy
Why you walk all over me…
(Repeat chorus)
Self Portrait - Workin on a sweet solo that goes after the second chorus
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Minneapolis Hates Carpet
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Tools of the Trade: Edible Center Pieces
Nobody wants a boring boardroom. You break the ice, you eat a little sweets that you thought were just fake flowers in a basket. Gets laughs. Sells carpet.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Scottsdale hates cheesecake.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Tools of the Trade: Sample Booklet
Show me a successful carpet man without a reliable sample booklet and I’ll show you a liar… by holding up a mirror in front of your face (but not in a mean way). Like the Kraken,* both are myths. A carpet man needs a booklet. Period.
*In this case I'm referring to the mythical creature the Kraken. My buddy who's a lawyer wanted me to put this in here so no one would confuse it with any products or services like say an energy drink or malt liquor or something. Granted, the guy went to law school online but he’s rarely wrong about this stuff.
*In this case I'm referring to the mythical creature the Kraken. My buddy who's a lawyer wanted me to put this in here so no one would confuse it with any products or services like say an energy drink or malt liquor or something. Granted, the guy went to law school online but he’s rarely wrong about this stuff.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
My gift to you. (contd.)
“To lay down carpet is to lay down foundations of prosperity, comfort, and
decreased foot noise for downstairs neighbors, if applicable.”
-S. Daniel Shantytown, Carpeter (circa 1963)
“I will carpet the globe.”
-Rick Bulifant, Carpeter (circa just now)
decreased foot noise for downstairs neighbors, if applicable.”
-S. Daniel Shantytown, Carpeter (circa 1963)
“I will carpet the globe.”
-Rick Bulifant, Carpeter (circa just now)
Monday, January 11, 2010
My gift to you.
Having been hand-picked by the carpeting and flooring bigwigs to represent the company at the Sydney Carpet Show, I figured it was time to open the knowledge chamber and let a little of what I’ve been stockpiling and fine-tuning all these years spill out a little.
World, I give you my blog.
World, I give you my blog.
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